TG- The Mary Sue Project FIN

While the buck stops here, it started here [link] .

Step 4. Very pretty! Now, her clothes have to be as cute and sexy as possible. Mesh, corsets, and ribbons are great accessories to an outfit!

And so, with the power of Magical Girl technology, Billiam's clothing was instantly transformed into a more stylish, loli-esque design. Some lament and remorse was done in accordance to the loss of her former "sporty" look, but the director INSISTED that each step of the project had to be followed to the letter.

Skimming over the rest of the steps, the subject was to receive "magical powers", an exotic pet, the knowledge of multiple languages, and an excessive change to her full legal name.

Luckily, she already came to us with the unfortunate past of having her father murdered brutally by an anthropomorphic goose, as well as a rare chia pet. Apparently, she also came with the mystic power to "Release the Bogus", as revealed to her by a former tutor by the name of "Super Macho Man." Finally, she seems to have known some Dutch and Sweedish for reasons unknown.

To complement her natural abilities, she was granted the power of ZA WARUDO in order to make time stand still, and was injected with the knowledge of German, Japanese, and the languages of various poultry.

With the status of "Mary Sue" bestowed upon her, we have fittingly dubbed her:

Billiam Sanchez Lorenza Mercedes Bellarosa Santana Maki Akane Brunhilde Skuld Marlene Chun-li Blanka Guile Urkel Rojo Gaston Anon Fakir Cassandra Bunni McFist.

To note, we have retained her first male name as apparently having a boyish first name also qualifies as a Mary Sue trait.

We are proud to say that our "Mary Sue Project" is a profound success.

However, we are worried that Miss McFist may make retribution upon us all one day by releasing the bogus on every single staff member involved. We are taking a few precautions should this ever occur, but our survival isn't guaranteed...

As a side note, one conspicious Irishman once asked if there were cheeseburgers in Miss McFist's dress. We were far too fearful of her wrath to investigate this inquiry.

Za Meme is by - [link] .